Sammy Jackson: The Blond Girl's Curse (pt.1)

I couldn't help myself but jump with Gay-ver as he was trying to tell me something I don't know. "Girl.....blond............HUGE...BIG!"Gay-ver yelled. I looked at him like he was crazy because he looked crazy! "What do you mean?"I asked him. He didn't answer. He just stared at me. Then, something caught my attention...something BIG! Gay-ver wasn't crazy at all! I saw a 70 feet tall,big blond girl. She wore a dress that I think was worn by a character from a fairytale, but I can't recall who. All I know we were in trouble.

The second I saw the giant, I grabbed a pen from my butt and uncaff it. The pen turned into an ink-filled,long and ballpointed pen. It turned into G-tech. The giant was getting nearer so I sneered at it but it didn't work! Time for plan B. And of course, plan A was to sneer at her, really. Gay-ver screamed as hard as he could but nothing happened! We were hopeless. The giant just kept on walking towards us! "ANO?!" Anthobeth asked. OHMYGAD. Anthobeth heard us! Yehey! "Anthobeth!" "What?" She still had rollers on her hair, which was weird because we were in the forest. But, I have to admit, the rollers made her....


made her....


made her......



BEAUTIFUL.


Why haven't I noticed this before? I should have asked her ou--THOMP.



What could have happened to Sammy, Gay-ver and Anthobeth after the huge 'thomp'? Stay tuned for part two!

Dang! This song is stuck in my head!!! I <3 Bruno Mars! O, der, I said it. U listen to it bla! It might get stuck in yer head 2.

The Lazy Song

by Bruno Mars

Today I Don't Feel Like Doing Anything
I Just Wanna Lay In My Bed
Don't Feel Like Pickin' Up My Phone
So Leave A Message At The Tone
'Cause Today I swear I'm Not Doin' Anythin'

I'm Gonna Kick My Feet Up
Then Stare At The Fan
Turn The TV On
Throw My Hand In My Pants
Nobody's Gon' Tell Me I Can't

I'll Be Lounging On The Couch, Jus' Chillin In My Snuggie
Click To MTV So They Can Teach Me Howda Dougie
Cause In My Castle I'm The Freakin' Man
Oh Oh

Yes I Said It
I Said It
I Said It 'Cause I Can

Today I Don't Feel Like Doing Anything
I Just Wanna Lay In My Bed
Don't Feel Like Pickin' Up My Phone
So Leave A Message At The Tone
'Cause Today I Swear I'm Not Doin' Anythin'
Nothin' At All

Woo Hoo Ooh
Woo Hoo Ooh Ooooh Ooh Ooh

Nothin' At All

Woo Hoo Ooh
Woo Hoo Ooh Ooooh Ooh Ooh

Tomorrow I'll Wake Up Do Some P90X
Meet A Really Nice Girl Have Some Really Nice Sex
She's Gonna Scream Out "This Is Great!" (Oh My God! This Is Great!)

Yeah

I Might Mess Around, and Get My Collage Degree
I Bet My Old Man Would Be So Prouda Me


But Sorry Pops You'll Just Have To Wait
Oh Oh

Yes I Said It
I Said It
I Said It 'Cause I Can

Today I Don't Feel Like Doing Anything
I Just Wanna Lay In My Bed
Don't Feel Like Pickin' Up My Phone
So Leave A Message At The Tone
'Cause Today I swear I'm Not Doin' Anythin'

No I Ain't Gonna Comb My Hair
'Cause I Ain't Goin' Anywhere
No No No No No No No No No
Ohhh

I'll Just Strut In My Birthday Suit
And Let Everything Hang Loose
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yes I Said It
I Said It
I Said It 'Cause I Can

Today I Don't Feel Like Doing Anything
I Just Wanna Lay In My Bed
Don't Feel Like Pickin' Up My Phone
So Leave A Message At The Tone
'Cause Today I swear I'm Not Doin' Anythin'
Nothin' At All

Woo Hoo Ooh
Woo Hoo Ooh Ooooh Ooh Ooh

Nothin' At All.

HOW TO SAVE A LIFE.

15. Regret.
14. Hold on.
13. Realize.
12. Surrender.
11. Sacrifice.
10. Let it go.
9. Apologize.
8. Forgive.
7. Be happy.
6. Listen.
5. Understand.
4. Pray.
3. Believe.
2. Have faith.
1. Have a heart.

These simple things are the greatest ways for saving a life.

AAAAH.

MASTERY TEST! HOMEWORK! TEN BLOGSEXAAMS! AAAAH! We are not superman! Nyehehe..

WE TEENAGERS NAP WAAAY MORE THAN PRESCHOOLERS DO.

Don't you agree?? hehe..

MARTY.

This is Marty. He was the greatest dog i ever had. He was my clown, the love of my life, and my best friend. Unfortunately, he died a year ago... :( yeah..

Is it okay?

I lie, cheat, and steal. Three words that can make me a rebel. Three words that makes me a sinner. So what? If I can sin, I can be forgiven right? Well, if i sin, people, friends and maybe even God would doubt me. But, I'm a kid. I shouldn't care about these. My parents do them to. So I should too.

Sins are everywhere. They are like germs. Now, excuse me because I have sins to do. Sins that will burn and hurt people. SINS that WILL PUNISH ME.


But a question flashed into my mind, will I survive all the punishments? Is it okay for people to be pulled down with me? Suffer with me? Am i that selfish? Please help me know the right answer, ask yourselves the same question. Is it okay to sin?

SAMMY JACKSON & THE SEVEN DWARVES

Sugar....spice....and anything bright. These are the ingredients to make perfect little girls. But, Professor Arinola accidentally hit -- CHEMICAL SAM. Then, something unusual was born!! Sammy Jackson. With his awesome supah powers: ears, mouth, nose and merl, he is the greatest Homo sapien ever born!! And, whenever he unCAFFs his trusty ol' G-Tech, he can do almost anything! He can make essays,sentences and all the boring stuff!

Sammy lived in a place called Samweroberdarainbow. He was a very smart kid. He reads books,comics and sells BALOT. But something happened that completely change his whole life. He was a son of Poseidon, god of water? i don't know. Anyway, he had to go to camp to practice his skills and along the way, he met Gayver, the half-kambing who was obsessed in finding his "WILD" god, Kayleigh,otherwise he'll lose his trisikad license. Then, they met Merson, his half-sister. Then, he met a girl named Anthobeth. Anthobeth was crazy. Well, Sammy has "feelings" for her. But, Anthobeth loved someone else....


Now, they have a mission to do. They have to go through the maze called The Library. Where half-igorots are born and where Kayleigh was rumored to hide. Now..they have a battle to face, they have to battle against the thundering MS. TORNADO! What are they gonna do?! Lets find out! :/

Wanna find out? Go to Gabbie Angeles' blog.

Are we forgetting something?

To LOVE everyone or to HATE everyone....which one would you choose?

Most of us would say:I CHOOSE TO LOVE. But, are we really sure we'd choose to love everyone? Everyone.....including the ones we hate?


Why do should we hate anyway if there's love?! What is love for? Is love only for the people we love? How about our enemies? Are we just gonna leave and hate them forever? Isn't that selfish? Or, are we just forgetting something..

Jesus once told us: "LOVE YOUR ENEMIES". But, a lot of people would say only a perfect man can love his enemies.

Do we really need to be perfect to love our enemies?

What do you think?

Are we really forgetting something?


We don't need to be perfect to love our enemies. Maybe, just maybe, all we really need is a HEART.

An intruder in our house?!

It was 3 o' clock in the morning,I was lying down on my bed and was awakened by the noise created by the drunk people in front of our house. I was so annoyed of their noise that it made me stood up on my bed and opened my window and tell them to shut up. And they did. So, I went back to sleep until....BANG! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!?! It sounded like someone broke into our window from outside! Out of curiosity, I went out of my room. Then, i heard footsteps, and it sounded like someone was stepping on broken glass. So, I grabbed a bat. Then, from afar, I saw a shadow! And it was moving! So I went nearer! Then, I heard the footsteps again! This time, it sounded like it was coming nearer to!! So, I asked: "Sino na?" Then it answered in a soft voice: "......aruy..." When i turned on the lights, it was just my grandma! She hit her head onto the mirror! And she was fine.