Sammy Jackson: The Blond Girl's Curse (pt.1)

I couldn't help myself but jump with Gay-ver as he was trying to tell me something I don't know. "Girl.....blond............HUGE...BIG!"Gay-ver yelled. I looked at him like he was crazy because he looked crazy! "What do you mean?"I asked him. He didn't answer. He just stared at me. Then, something caught my attention...something BIG! Gay-ver wasn't crazy at all! I saw a 70 feet tall,big blond girl. She wore a dress that I think was worn by a character from a fairytale, but I can't recall who. All I know we were in trouble.

The second I saw the giant, I grabbed a pen from my butt and uncaff it. The pen turned into an ink-filled,long and ballpointed pen. It turned into G-tech. The giant was getting nearer so I sneered at it but it didn't work! Time for plan B. And of course, plan A was to sneer at her, really. Gay-ver screamed as hard as he could but nothing happened! We were hopeless. The giant just kept on walking towards us! "ANO?!" Anthobeth asked. OHMYGAD. Anthobeth heard us! Yehey! "Anthobeth!" "What?" She still had rollers on her hair, which was weird because we were in the forest. But, I have to admit, the rollers made her....


made her....


made her......



BEAUTIFUL.


Why haven't I noticed this before? I should have asked her ou--THOMP.



What could have happened to Sammy, Gay-ver and Anthobeth after the huge 'thomp'? Stay tuned for part two!

Dang! This song is stuck in my head!!! I <3 Bruno Mars! O, der, I said it. U listen to it bla! It might get stuck in yer head 2.

The Lazy Song

by Bruno Mars

Today I Don't Feel Like Doing Anything
I Just Wanna Lay In My Bed
Don't Feel Like Pickin' Up My Phone
So Leave A Message At The Tone
'Cause Today I swear I'm Not Doin' Anythin'

I'm Gonna Kick My Feet Up
Then Stare At The Fan
Turn The TV On
Throw My Hand In My Pants
Nobody's Gon' Tell Me I Can't

I'll Be Lounging On The Couch, Jus' Chillin In My Snuggie
Click To MTV So They Can Teach Me Howda Dougie
Cause In My Castle I'm The Freakin' Man
Oh Oh

Yes I Said It
I Said It
I Said It 'Cause I Can

Today I Don't Feel Like Doing Anything
I Just Wanna Lay In My Bed
Don't Feel Like Pickin' Up My Phone
So Leave A Message At The Tone
'Cause Today I Swear I'm Not Doin' Anythin'
Nothin' At All

Woo Hoo Ooh
Woo Hoo Ooh Ooooh Ooh Ooh

Nothin' At All

Woo Hoo Ooh
Woo Hoo Ooh Ooooh Ooh Ooh

Tomorrow I'll Wake Up Do Some P90X
Meet A Really Nice Girl Have Some Really Nice Sex
She's Gonna Scream Out "This Is Great!" (Oh My God! This Is Great!)

Yeah

I Might Mess Around, and Get My Collage Degree
I Bet My Old Man Would Be So Prouda Me


But Sorry Pops You'll Just Have To Wait
Oh Oh

Yes I Said It
I Said It
I Said It 'Cause I Can

Today I Don't Feel Like Doing Anything
I Just Wanna Lay In My Bed
Don't Feel Like Pickin' Up My Phone
So Leave A Message At The Tone
'Cause Today I swear I'm Not Doin' Anythin'

No I Ain't Gonna Comb My Hair
'Cause I Ain't Goin' Anywhere
No No No No No No No No No
Ohhh

I'll Just Strut In My Birthday Suit
And Let Everything Hang Loose
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yes I Said It
I Said It
I Said It 'Cause I Can

Today I Don't Feel Like Doing Anything
I Just Wanna Lay In My Bed
Don't Feel Like Pickin' Up My Phone
So Leave A Message At The Tone
'Cause Today I swear I'm Not Doin' Anythin'
Nothin' At All

Woo Hoo Ooh
Woo Hoo Ooh Ooooh Ooh Ooh

Nothin' At All.

HOW TO SAVE A LIFE.

15. Regret.
14. Hold on.
13. Realize.
12. Surrender.
11. Sacrifice.
10. Let it go.
9. Apologize.
8. Forgive.
7. Be happy.
6. Listen.
5. Understand.
4. Pray.
3. Believe.
2. Have faith.
1. Have a heart.

These simple things are the greatest ways for saving a life.

AAAAH.

MASTERY TEST! HOMEWORK! TEN BLOGSEXAAMS! AAAAH! We are not superman! Nyehehe..

WE TEENAGERS NAP WAAAY MORE THAN PRESCHOOLERS DO.

Don't you agree?? hehe..

MARTY.

This is Marty. He was the greatest dog i ever had. He was my clown, the love of my life, and my best friend. Unfortunately, he died a year ago... :( yeah..

Is it okay?

I lie, cheat, and steal. Three words that can make me a rebel. Three words that makes me a sinner. So what? If I can sin, I can be forgiven right? Well, if i sin, people, friends and maybe even God would doubt me. But, I'm a kid. I shouldn't care about these. My parents do them to. So I should too.

Sins are everywhere. They are like germs. Now, excuse me because I have sins to do. Sins that will burn and hurt people. SINS that WILL PUNISH ME.


But a question flashed into my mind, will I survive all the punishments? Is it okay for people to be pulled down with me? Suffer with me? Am i that selfish? Please help me know the right answer, ask yourselves the same question. Is it okay to sin?